DEADPOOL

There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into my insanely sweet game. (You might want to sit down for this!) I'm a Mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. I've been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo?) Be Prepared for just about anything. (Holla!)

• LET'S GET SOME ACTION: I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person, action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.)
• X-MEN GROUPIES: Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, What Pals?!) are making an appearance.
• INSANE COMBAT: I'm really good at killing, so I made it a enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!)